First Lock, Second Bridge.
South Australia had elections and I was up bright and early, complimentary weetbix all eaten, ready to do my democratic duty on the way out of town. "I don't think you can vote in Swan Reach," said the other woman staying at the pub. "My daughter works here and she's voting in Nildottie." Which I found surprising because of Nildottie's general closed-ness, and because the AEC assured me that I could vote at the Swan Reach Town Hall. The AEC was right of course. Alas, I got there too early for the democratic sausage sizzle. "Never mind, I'll get one at Blancheview," thought I. It was not to be: in a thoroughly unAustralian move Blancheview was not providing democracy sausages. I feel cheated and may start a political party dedicated to ensuring that everyone who turns up to vote is entitled, nay forced, to take a democracy sausage with or without onion. Democratic duty done with ease and alacrity, I took the ferry over the river again (s...