Milang Via Claytons Bay
We've tried to stay at the Milang Lakeside Caravan Park several times and each time we've failed. The MLCP doesn't have a website, doesn't answer the telephone, and when I popped in once I was met by a verandah full of caged parrots and no one at home. Today I can confirm that there is indeed life at the MLCP. Her name is Betty and she has no teeth, but teeth or no she was very nice and gave me a sheltered camp spot for a princely $20 because, as she said when she saw my bicycle, "You're mad!" I'm getting ahead of myself. This morning I was busy loading up my bike in the Finnis General Store car park while the wind howled and tried to blow things away. The morning was slipping away, courtesy of us having to do a complicated shuffle of things back and forth from our storage shed. A tardis would have been helpful. A lightbulb lit up above Roger's head. "Why don't you ride unloaded? I'll drop your panniers to the shed in Milang. You'...